100% Tailgating
A new political party.
No elephants. No asses. We need parrots.
The Parrot Party. The Phin Power Party.
You know who you are! Tailgating. Music.
PHriends. PHamily. PHun.
And what the PH***? We like spelling things with a "PH".
100% Freedom
DRAIN THE BLENDERS Parrot People! Vote for the Parrot Party in 2026!
100% Dumbassity
And now for some psuedo fake latin so we look intelligent. Sed pede ullamcorper amet ullamcorper primis, nam pretium suspendisse neque, a phasellus sit pulvinar vel integer.
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